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Shit Gringas say to Cholas

Even though this is not about negroes, this is a tribute to Ms. Paula Dean as an act of sympathy in light of her most unfortunate situation. 

And in the true spirit of things, this post is gonna be guacamole green.

"Yo Ese! Como estas Holmes!"

"Yo quiero a burrito, a taco and... 

what are chips called? 

Whatever, the one's with the queso."

"What are you talking about?

NAFTA's goo for Mexico.

You're welcome Puta."

"So like, what the hell is ESL?

Why would we have bilingual classes?

We were here first Pedro."

"Today at lunch, I yelled 'Maria' in the 

cafeteria and like 20

girls turned around."

"Do you live with your whole family?

What's that? like 25 people?

How many cousins do you have?"

"Hey Isabella, today I got one of those

 Mexican dogs. You know, the ones

from the Taco Bell commercials.

And I named it Cholo. After your brother."

"Do you have your green card?

Is it actually green? 

Or as your would say 'verde.'"

"Can i see your papers? 

Ha ha! Just kidding! 

But seriously, my dad 

works for INS."

"Can I buy this from you?

I'll give you a dollar.

That must be like, soooo

many pesos."

"Hey. Why is your English 

so good?"

"So you like, speak Mexican right?

Oh, you speak Spanish?

But, YOu're not from Spain."

"Hey Miguel, you and my shirt

both come from Mexico.

Thanks to NAFTA. You're welcome."

"Hey Santiago!

I really wanna score some coke.

You know someone right?"

"Hey Maria!

How's your Vato?"

"You know what they say:

 Wine will get you drunk,

but tequila will get you drunk and pregnant.

Is that why your people are so...fertile?"

"Yeah, I hear they have really bad 

water in Mexico, so I stopped

at a Costco in Arizona first.

No Big."

"Mexicans are American?

Oh, you're such a funny Puta."

"Can you teach me how to speak 

Mexican?

I heard you get free Chipotle if you do."

"I really like your Virgin Mary

shirt Jose. Wait, it's Guadelupe?

That's like, super offensive, Jesus

 wouldn't want you to rename his mother.

 And I'm sure he gets mad when you 

mispronounce his name

 ALL the time."

"So, do you like, carry a knife?

Can I see it?"

"Do you get a special discount 

at Taco Bell?"

"So in your village

everyone had a

donkey right?"

"So even though your dad

works for my dad, that doesn't 

mean I'm "better" than you."

"yOu must be a really good

lon distance swimmer."

"No offense but

your people are like, 

taking all of our jobs."

"Don't piss me off or I'll deport 

you bitch! Tee Hee lol!"

"Hey Enrique! Can you 

get you brother to mow 

my lawn?!? Gracias! Get it?"

"Hey Margarita, I'm going

to a Latin Lover's party tonight.

Can you do some chola makeup

on me? I really want

some bitch brows."

"What? Did you just say Jesus?

 Or cheeses? Your accent

is making me hungary."

"Hey Juanita, 

why don't you wear 

lip liner?"

"How many cans of

hair spray do you use in 

a week?"

"I feel like NAFTA really

motivated your people.

YOu're welcome!"

"I have a present for you!

Guess. Okay fine, 

It's a pinata! Does it 

remind you of home?"

: '(

Head-Quarters is almost empty and
Everyone's Leaving!
It's like the Breaking of the Fellowship.
The next time we'll all see each other again is at Julianne's Pinterest inspired wedding.

Btw Julianne, do you still have my books?